Online Cigar Source

ZMan on “Who’s the hottest piece of..

Tommy Zman of the JR Cigar blogs and PlanetZman.com talks about the hottest women on the planet.... Visit the website: www.planetzman.com
Video Rating: 3 / 5

Question by Dr.Monroe: Say Jesus was married....?
Say Jesus was married to a seemingly wonderful woman named Veronica, everything seemed to be going just great for Jesus he was in love with a girl that was perfect for him he just bought a brand new Range Rover Sport.His son Jesus Jr.(from a previous marriage) was doing awesome at school and in his studies.One day after work Jesus decided to go to TGIF's for a decent glass of wine and a steak.After dinner and about 5 more glasses of wine Jesus decides all his wife to come and pick him up as soon as she picked up her BlackBerry, Jesus knew that she was cheating on him with her boss. Jesus decides to have a few more glasses of wine until she arrived.About 15 minutes later she arrives being cheerful as always and giving him a kiss on the cheek like she usually does.Jesus had thought earlier about what to do and decided to wait and just play like he was oblivious to the whole situation.After they had arrived home Jesus gave his wife a kiss on the lips and said "Is there anything you want to tell me"? Veronica chirped in "Like what"? "Nothing" Jesus said "Have a good night see you in the morning".Now Jesus was furious for her lying to him and decided to hatch a plan to catch the both of them at once.Jesus had a very nice cabin out of town he bought when he was in his first marriage.He continued to wait for a time that he could get her boss and his wife alone for a dinner at the cabin.Now this was a very nice cabin it had everything you could want in a home but in a cabin,Jesus had started cooking dinner and had slipped his wife's boss and his wife also a powerful sedative which had the knocked out almost instantly.Jesus had tied both of them up to wooden chairs and gagged them with the socks he wore that day and some ducttape.He put them in a room and waited for his wife to arrive, about 20 minutes later she arrives with a bottle of wine and some good cigars.Jesus walks over to his wife and gives her a kiss and tells her to put the cigars and wine down and to follow him.As she walks in front Jesus he picks up the bottle of wine uncorks it and grabs two glasses for the both of them and fills the about half full each and hands one over to his wife smiling at her.Again almost instantly the sedative kicks in and Jesus takes his wife in the bedroom and say's to his wife "Now only if you had told me the truth it wouldn't have had to be like this".Jesus puts a lethal dose of the sedative into a syringe and gives Veronica her boss and his wife the lethal dose of the sedative.After carving a huge X into her bosses head.Jesus goes out back to grab a shovel and takes his ATV to hook the trailer attachment for it up. He loads the bodies on and takes them into the woods and starts digging after reaching about 7 feet he throws the bodies in the hole like trash and buries them.He goes inside and wipes the place clean and has a shower convinced he will be okay he drives home.He goes in his house and checks on Jesus Jr.,who is fast asleep and retires to his study.Three days later he files a missing persons report on his wife, after the police question Jesus he is released and heads back home....My question is did Jesus cover all his bases?

Best answer:

Answer by Lucifer J Satan
As long as he got rid of the glasses and the shovel he should be cool.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Related posts:

1. Executive Style Genuine Light Brown Leather 3 Piece Cigar Case Holder, Lighter and Cutter
2. Executive Black Leather 3 Piece Cigar Case Holder with Cutter and Lighter-Beautiful Cigar Accessories
3. J02766-Round Plastic Home Decor Cigar Ashtray White
4. Cuba Variety By Cuba For Men. Set-4 Piece Variety With Cuba Gold, Blue, Red & Orange & All Are 1.17 Ounces Reviews
5. Can you explain what ‘candied wood flavor’ or ‘hint of wet leather’ in Cigar Aficionado Magazine taste like?
6. What is the difference between a connoisseur and an aficionado?
7. what are the effects of flavored cigars, or stoogies, on the body?
8. Lastest JR Cigars News
9. Do you think boxers like Floyd Jr., Vitali Klitschko, B-Hop ever get the urge to drink or smoke?
10. JR CIGAR